i’m just going to quote stuff from mean girls, okay?
“wow damien, you’ve really outgayeed yourself.”
“hey, we’re doing a lunchtime survey on new students, can we ask you a few questions?”
“sure.”
“is your muffin buttered?”
“what?”
“would you like us to assign someone to butter your muffin?”
“so it’s settled. you can go shave your back now.”
